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David Ortiz

According to your batting average, I guess your new name ought to be Big Poopy!

Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (3 votes)

How come every time I click on USERS on this site it brings me to David Ortizs' profile?

Your rating: None Average: 4.8 (4 votes)

 Ortiz! Let me know how much it cost to change your name to Lil' Papi!

Your rating: None Average: 5 (1 vote)

 Where's Big papi? He's not in the lineup.... Oh he's off getting sued by Jay-Z!

Your rating: None Average: 5 (1 vote)

Hey Ortiz, did the stuff that made you big pappi give you a little peepi?

Your rating: None Average: 5 (3 votes)

Did you forget your glasses today, Pappi?! (Or maybe Slowey's just that good....)

Your rating: None Average: 5 (1 vote)

Hey Big Pappi, remember when you were a Twin and Minnesota fans used to say, "Oh no, Ortiz is up!"

Your rating: None Average: 4.7 (3 votes)

You should have never left the twins jack ass!

Your rating: None Average: 4 (2 votes)

Big Pappi maybe we should start calling you Little Pappi! Oh Little Pappi!

Your rating: None Average: 3.5 (2 votes)

hows the bat now that the juice has wore off

Your rating: None Average: 4 (3 votes)