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According to your batting average, I guess your new name ought to be Big Poopy!
How come every time I click on USERS on this site it brings me to David Ortizs' profile?
Ortiz! Let me know how much it cost to change your name to Lil' Papi!
Where's Big papi? He's not in the lineup.... Oh he's off getting sued by Jay-Z!
Hey Ortiz, did the stuff that made you big pappi give you a little peepi?
Did you forget your glasses today, Pappi?! (Or maybe Slowey's just that good....)
Hey Big Pappi, remember when you were a Twin and Minnesota fans used to say, "Oh no, Ortiz is up!"
You should have never left the twins jack ass!
Big Pappi maybe we should start calling you Little Pappi! Oh Little Pappi!
hows the bat now that the juice has wore off
According to your batting average, I guess your new name ought to be Big Poopy!
How come every time I click on USERS on this site it brings me to David Ortizs' profile?
Ortiz! Let me know how much it cost to change your name to Lil' Papi!
Where's Big papi? He's not in the lineup.... Oh he's off getting sued by Jay-Z!
Hey Ortiz, did the stuff that made you big pappi give you a little peepi?
Did you forget your glasses today, Pappi?! (Or maybe Slowey's just that good....)
Hey Big Pappi, remember when you were a Twin and Minnesota fans used to say, "Oh no, Ortiz is up!"
You should have never left the twins jack ass!
Big Pappi maybe we should start calling you Little Pappi! Oh Little Pappi!
hows the bat now that the juice has wore off