It was rumored today that after his morning workout Jesse Crain was seen curled up in the fetal position on the shower floor.  Why, you ask?  Well apparently the fact that Justin Morneau never congratulated him for joining the ranks over-paid inconsistent relief pitchers really...hurt is feelings. 

Morneau has always been open about his hate for the White Sox, yet another reason for Twins fans to love him all year even though he only plays half the season, but this rivalry apparently has nothing to do with him not congratulating Crain. 

Was my morning wood a coincidence this morning?  I tried to tell my wife it was, but she knows better.  It happens every year about this time...the baseball season is so close you can smell the Dome Dogs...or whatever the Target Field equivalent is.   The truth is I would be excited even if I were an Kansas City Royals fan, but there are so many question marks surrounding the my Minnesota Twins that I am excited, confused, and frankly a little lost.

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