It was rumored today that after his morning workout Jesse Crain was seen curled up in the fetal position on the shower floor.  Why, you ask?  Well apparently the fact that Justin Morneau never congratulated him for joining the ranks over-paid inconsistent relief pitchers really...hurt is feelings. 

Morneau has always been open about his hate for the White Sox, yet another reason for Twins fans to love him all year even though he only plays half the season, but this rivalry apparently has nothing to do with him not congratulating Crain. 

Many other players have reportedly congratulated Crain Wreck i.e. Cuddyer, Span, Mauer, and others, so why not Morneau?  Nobody knows for sure, but I will speculate that Justin just doesn't give two shits about Crain.  Not a stranger to this type of controversy it has also been rumored that Morneau has a history of not congratulating people he doesn't care about...he didn't show at his ex-girlfriend's wedding, hell he didn't even send a card.  Additionally he has clicked the "Ignore" button on Facebook way more than "confirm".

Crain is aware of the MLB rule #27-9a. which states there is no crying in baseball so he will have to the season out until Justin sends his congratulatory message.  Nobody knows IF or when that might be...perhaps Justin just needs some time to clear his head.

When asked about the potential loss of his newest bullpen flop, Ozzie Guillen mumbled a bunch of shit that didn't make any sense.

Ron Gardenhire apparently blamed Cuddyer saying "he chased...Cuddy just chased" I guess referring to Cuddy's quick draw texting...?